“Your guitar won’t fit in our overhead bins.”

“I’ve been flying with this guitar for the past couple months and I promise you it will fit.”

“I’m sorry, it’s not goiing to fit.”

“Can I just take it onboard and see if it fits?”

“No, I am going to have to check your guitar.”

“I really don’t want to check the guitar, please let me at least attempt to put it in an overhead bin.”

“No, this plane is leaving and I am going to have to check your guitar.”

“OK, but you really must be careful with this guitar, it is fragile.”

“Don’t worry, I will be very careful with your guitar.”

THANKS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for also “not being responsible” for breaking my guitar.

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